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Wow, if the term “Texas Vegan” isn’t an oxymoron, I don’t know what is . Anyway, it looks like I now have a reason to visit the state, though I don’t think this mall will last very long.

I am so not letting Sherric use this on the pups. The idea of putting makeup on a dog is just wrong.

Once, millions of years ago, giant guinea pigs roamed the earth, foraging on sea plants and avoiding being eaten by 3-meter long crocs. Now, imagine you’re walking through the woods and you stumble across one of these animals. I’d have to laugh.

Okay, apparently I’m an idiot. During my years in college, I worked in a pizza place and a ranch for the developmentally disabled (as a surrogate parent to the people who lived there, not as a client!). At no point did I build a fusion reactor. Damn kids these days are too smart for their own good!

Men! They don’t need no stickin Men! Or at least, women may not need us as much as they do today because science has created sperm cells from stem cells. At some point in the future, women could have a child without a father. The flip side is that they think they can create a egg from a stem cell, creating the possibility of a truly parentless child.

Someday, I want to be the oldest person alive, by about 50 years, so I can say I lost my virginity before anyone else on the planet was born .

I always liked John Ritter, Especially in Three’s Company and Skin Deep.

So, you’re the guy in charge of moving a 239 million satellite when you see to your horror the entire contraption falling 3 feet. I can almost feel my stomach turning in horror. This will not look good on his review.

Mmmm, Fembots.

Spaciall music get’s funky.