Well, I knew it would happen eventually, but now that it did, I’m still a little stunned. This blog o’ mine is a part time effort that I post because I like to hear myself rant. Because it’s part time, it’s not very big. So, imagine my surprise when I checked my mail today to see a series of notifications from the blog telling me I had 10 different comments posted. Was my blog suddenly popular or was this the work of an obsessed fan? Had I come up with some literary wisdom that shook the world with it’s commentary? Nope. Apparently some fool out there decided that my blog had readers galore from which his or her spam would be read. Poor fool. Aside from me and you, I doubt anyone really reads this thing. Still it was nice to believe I was popular with the cool kids.
Now that I have deleted the comments, I kid of wish I hadn’t. There were interesting little excerpts from something. Here’s a sample: As the cloud of steam from the flat gulf finally subscribed the base-stealing surface from my sight, all the firmament transferred at a fascinated agony of hot-honey prilosec which shook the unimpassioned unlaced. The sun was blazing down from a sky which shone to me almost top-priority in its supercritical cruelty
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