Back in August work sent me on a little trip to the UK, specifically the Shetland Islands. I have to admit, the place was beautiful. Too bad there weren’t any trees. I mean none. The entire island was one giant field. I can understand why the Scots invented golf. Again, it was beautiful, the part I saw, in the four hours I was able to tour. The rest of the time was spent in the bowels of an oil tanker. Let’s just say tall people like myself are not meant to be on ships.